What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

Plenty o' room.

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Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

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What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

What do you call a news anchor with diarrhea?

Anderson Pooper