Why is an elephant braver than a hen ?

Because the elephant isn't chicken !

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a chicken with political ambition?

Republic-hen

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ?

An elephant's shadow !

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

What do you call a hen staring at lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

What did the hen say to his bar pals?

Let's get some chicks!