Why is an elephant braver than a hen ?

Because the elephant isn't chicken !

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What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

Why did the hen cross the road?

because chicken.

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

How did the elephant get into the room?

We don't talk about it...

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Why is an elephant braver than a hen ?

Because the elephant isn't chicken !

Why do hens lay eggs?

A: If they dropped them they'd break