Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.

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Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What kind of bee can never be understood?

A mumble-bee.

What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

What is it called when the Queen farts?

a noble gas!

What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.

Parliament Jokes More Parliament Jokes

Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.