Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.

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Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What goes hum-choo hum choo?

A bee with a cold !

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free"

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What did the spider say to the bee ?

Your honey or your life !

Why did the bees go on strike ?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !

Parliament Jokes More Parliament Jokes

What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common?

They're both raining bodies

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.