How did the elephant get into the room?

We don't talk about it...

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What are you talking about?

I got my hair straightened out."

What do Monica Lewinsky and an Asian political correspondent have in common?

All they talk about is the presidential erection

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call an elephant that flies ?

A jumbo jet !

Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.