What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ?

An octopuss !

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What has four legs and quacks?

A paradox

Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

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What do you call someone who really likes balloons?

Autistic.

Who in the organisation likes cats the most?

The purchaser.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

What cat purrs more than any other ?

Purrsians !

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What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

Where do Old Egyptian people go to Swim?

The Senile River