What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ?

An octopuss !

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What do you call someone with no arms or legs?

Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

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Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

Where does Kanye West like to go with his son?

North West

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Where do cats write down notes?

A: Scratch Paper!

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

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What is the fakest part of Skyrim?

The fact that red guards can swim.

What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad