Where do cats write down notes?

A: Scratch Paper!

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What kind of cats lay around the house?

A: Car-pets!

Why did the cat get arrested for playing a violin?

Because it was a kitty fiddler.

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What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

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What has a ring but no fingers?

The former owner of a Note 7

How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire