Where do cats write down notes?

A: Scratch Paper!

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Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

Where do cats go when they die?

Purrgutory.

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What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd "

Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

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Why are notes natural leaders?

Because while a note makes a sound, the rest is silent.

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"