Where do cats write down notes?

A: Scratch Paper!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why is K-9 another term for a dog?

Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.

How can a cat walk with no feet?

He can't, it's impawsible.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.

What is the oldest joke in the book?

The first one written

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

Why don't southern belles go to orgies any more?

Too many thank you notes to write

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P