Why did the cat get arrested for playing a violin?

Because it was a kitty fiddler.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?

I'm paw !

What do you call a cat who uses fake finger prints?

an im-paw-ster.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.

Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

How do depressed people play the violin?

With a razor and their wrist.

What do you call it when one musician abuses another?

An act of violins.