Why did the cat get arrested for playing a violin?

Because it was a kitty fiddler.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why can't Mexicans play Uno?

They always steal the green cards.

Why are softball games so hard to follow?

Because everyone secretly plays for the other team.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

How many cops does it take to arrest a broken light bulb?

Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke.

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving.

What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

A: You get light music.