How many cops does it take to arrest a broken light bulb?

Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Who will take the second shot in this pool game?

Find out after the break.

What do you call breakfast?

Breaking fast yooo!

Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY !

Why was the garbage man arrested?

Because he was bin laden.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess?

Go to your room.."

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel