How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

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Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What is commonly found in cells?

Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.

Why don't black people get presents for Christmas?

Because prisons don't have chimneys.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many feminist does it take to change a light bulb?

None because feminist can't change anything.

What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.

How many Narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. But he doesn't screw it in, he just holds it and the world revolves around him.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why do black people play basketball?

Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.

How many stormtroopers does it take to change a glowpanel?

2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold?

Iron Pirate

Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just shoot the room for being black.

What do the cops do when they get a fly infestation?

Call in the swat team!