How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why do Black people like Kia so much?

Because it has Soul.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A. Nobody knows, there's no light.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What do you call water that hasn't been changed?

Still, water.

How many Will Ferrell's does it take to change a light bulb?

One, AND IT'S NOT FUNNY!

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian.

How many hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. A man, his wife, and his cousin

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why don't black people dream?

The last black man to have a dream got shot.

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do you need to perform a fair test in a mental asylum?

A control freak.

Why did Satan need life alert?

Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Who is driving?

A cop.