Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish

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Why are Jedi terrible at Rugby?

Because "There is no Try."

What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!

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Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

What do you do when you get into a fight with a group of clowns?

Go for the juggler. This is my favorite joke that I have read on here.

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

Beta Fish Jokes More Beta Fish Jokes

What do you get when you put two Beta Fish in the same tank?

One Alpha Fish.

Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish