Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish

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Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10 ?

They were trying to keep their german market.

What movie should we see?

ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*

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What do you call a fight between film actors ?

Star wars !

What's the worst thing about 90's kids?

They fight back.

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Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

Why are there commentators for televised sports?

We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv

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What do you get when you put two Beta Fish in the same tank?

One Alpha Fish.

Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish