Why are Jedi terrible at Rugby?

Because "There is no Try."

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What do Jedi sheep sound like?

Dagobah.

Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.