Why are Jedi terrible at Rugby?

Because "There is no Try."

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Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

What does a Jedi use to open files?

Adobe-wan Kenobi

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How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?

Try it out on Internet Explorer

What's red, 10 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I try to put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage. sorry.