Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why didn't the Mexican guy at work take out the trash at work when I asked him?

He had -ity!

What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?

A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

What did a tree say to another tree?

Nothing, trees can't talk!

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing... ?

A fence.

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Who were the participants?

Guy: ' The owner, the cop and me. '

Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

Special Branch Jokes More Special Branch Jokes

Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

What do you call an elite team of crime solving tree surgeons?

Special branch.