Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

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What do you do when your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him

What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke

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How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

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How do you climb a triangle?

By scalene it

What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong

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Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.

What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested?

Shot a black man.

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What do you call an elite team of crime solving tree surgeons?

Special branch.

Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.