Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What did I say when my Neutrogena products worked?

well I'm glad I've gotten that cleared up

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

You wave.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on ?

Because they carry guns instead

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

Special Branch Jokes More Special Branch Jokes

Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

What do you call an elite team of crime solving tree surgeons?

Special branch.