What did I say when my Neutrogena products worked?

well I'm glad I've gotten that cleared up

Previous Random Joke Next
Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What should you give a man who has everything?

A. A woman to show him how to work it.

How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

Clear Jokes More Clear Jokes

How do you clear out a veterans bingo hall?

B 52.

Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.