Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

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How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

What did the Earth say to the Earthquake?

Sorry...that was my fault.

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Why was 10 afraid of 7?

Because 7 (eight) 9

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

Coach. What do you call one white guy surrounded by 100 black guys Warden.

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Why were 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.

Who were the fastest readers of all time?

The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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Who were the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims. Went through 87 stories in 10 seconds flat.

Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

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What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

Why is he 50m from where he got shot?

Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"

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What's the difference between Reddit and 9Gag?

About 5 seconds.

Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.