Clear Jokes

What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."

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How do you clear a traffic jam at a banker convention?

With a plunger.

How do you clear out an Iraqi bingo parlour?

Call out "B-52"

What does the Chinese Candy Crush Saga say..?

Clear all the Jerry!

What did I say when my Neutrogena products worked?

well I'm glad I've gotten that cleared up

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

How do you clear out an Afghani bingo game..?

Call B52!!

What do you use to clear the air of stupid?

A HERPA filter

How do you clear out a veterans bingo hall?

B 52.

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

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What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?

An olfactory reset.

Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

Why is he 50m from where he got shot?

Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

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What did the monkey say when he was on a winning streak?

I've banana roll lately.

Who has more testicles?

contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

Cough Jokes More Cough Jokes

What's the worst thing about a lung transplant?

Coughing up someone else's phlegm

Why do some people cough alot?

Because they drink to much coughee.

Owe Jokes More Owe Jokes

Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!

What's "68"?

You do me and I owe you one.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.

What do you call a pessimistic Mexican?

A Mexican't

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What do Jesus and a nerd have in common?

Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.

What sways from side to side?

Jesus on a rubber cross!

Temple Jokes More Temple Jokes

What do you call a person that's not doing anything at a temple?

An idle worshiper.

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

Little Horse Jokes More Little Horse Jokes

What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."

What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

Sorry I'm a little horse!

Plastic Wrap Jokes More Plastic Wrap Jokes

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.