What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

Sorry I'm a little horse!

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Why didn't they tell Chris Christie they took his pony away?

He would've found it hard to digest.

How did the cowboy know his pony was getting sick?

He was a little hoarse.

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What's small, orange and sounds like a parrot?

An oompa loompa with a sore throat.

What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?

Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

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He was feeling a little horse.

What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

Sorry I'm a little horse!