What did the pony say after he coughed?

Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse."

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Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

Pony Jokes More Pony Jokes

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

How did the cowboy know his pony was getting sick?

He was a little hoarse.

Cough Jokes More Cough Jokes

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

What did the pony say after he coughed?

Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse."