What did the pony say after he coughed?

Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse."

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What do you call a Russian ninja?

Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

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What should we call our band?

Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!

How did the cowboy know his pony was getting sick?

He was a little hoarse.

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What is the best remedy for cough?

A laxative.

What do you call a pony with a cough?

A little hoarse!!!