Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

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What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

What sort of net is useless for catching fish ?

A football net !

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

Pony Jokes More Pony Jokes

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

What should we call our band?

Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!

Little Horse Jokes More Little Horse Jokes

What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

Sorry I'm a little horse!

Why did the paedophilic bestialist not answer his name?

Because he was feeling a little horse.

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What do you call someone who molests puppies and kittens?

A Petophile

What do you call the High Sparrow who is caught molesting kids?

The Deviated Septon.