Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

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How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.

What is Jesus's go-to pickup line?

Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?

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What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?

Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse!

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What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

Sorry I'm a little horse!

Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

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What part of your computer is most likely to molest your child?

The PDF file. What part of your computer is most likely to molest your child The PDF file.

Why did the boy laugh when he was molested by a test?

Because the testicles