Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

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How do you catch a red elephant?

A: With a red elephant trap.

What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?

Catch my drift

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How do rocks feel about moss?

It's growing on them.

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

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Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.

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Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

Why couldn't the pony sing?

He was a little horse.

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Why did the boy laugh when he was molested by a test?

Because the testicles

How do you stop Carlos Santana from molesting your children?

You put a guitar in his hands.