Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because they drink to much coughee.
Coughing up someone else's phlegm
A laxative.
The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!
A little hoarse!!!
Meowcus
cough* *cough*
Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.
Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse."
Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A Petophile
The PDF file. What part of your computer is most likely to molest your child The PDF file.
They both look incredibly cute when they are little. They both grow up and go into the transportation business. Note: sikhs - or sardarji as they are commonly known in india - are the largest ethnic group in the truck driver profession. Punjabi food is available on highways across the country.
You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.
All the pairs of floating eyes
When you see the tongue drag across your windshield.
By thinking outside the box
A: A caterpillow.
HOLY MACKAREL!
He makes sure his catch is weak before he throws his balls at them.
Neck-tarines.
A fangster.
You can hear a cough drop.
Koala farts
Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)
His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.
