The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!
Not Yeti
The Age Of Ultron.
They taste like chicken.
You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore
Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse."
Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."
Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.