What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?

The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!

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What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time?

Not Yeti

What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners

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What's the worst part about being a railroad conductor?

The training.

What's the worst part about being black?

Even the name has 'lack' in it

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What did the pony say after he coughed?

Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse."

What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."

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What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.

What's the worst thing about a lung transplant?

Coughing up someone else's phlegm