What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time?

Not Yeti

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What time is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30)

Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.

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What did the Italian bigfoot say when someone yelled, "Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?

Not-a-Yeti"

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What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time?

Not Yeti

Why did the sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.