Yeti Jokes

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

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What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time?

Not Yeti

What's the difference between a very old shaggy Yeti and a dead bee?

One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.

What did the Italian bigfoot say when someone yelled, "Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?

Not-a-Yeti"

What do you call an abominable snowman who's always late?

A not-yeti.

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Inuit Jokes More Inuit Jokes

Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery?

Because he was inuit to win it

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

Discover Jokes More Discover Jokes

What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

Why are there different species of hyena?

Isn't every hyena we've discovered a spotted hyena?

Native Jokes More Native Jokes

What's a Native's 2 favourite colours?

Blue and Blue Light.

What is the brown stuff between an elephants toes?

Slow Natives

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a duck?

A firequacker.

What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ?

A boar constrictor !

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Soap Opera and a Trailer Park?

A Trailer park has much more interesting drama and less than a third of those pesky white teeth.

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

Abominable Snowman Jokes More Abominable Snowman Jokes

What do you call an abominable snowman who's always late?

A not-yeti.

What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out?

He ate the dentist.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What's innuendo?

It's Italian for "suppository".

How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

Dead Bee Jokes More Dead Bee Jokes

What do you call a dead bee?

Zombie.

What's the difference between a very old shaggy Yeti and a dead bee?

One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.