Yeti Jokes

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

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What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time?

Not Yeti

What's the difference between a very old shaggy Yeti and a dead bee?

One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.

What did the Italian bigfoot say when someone yelled, "Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?

Not-a-Yeti"

What do you call an abominable snowman who's always late?

A not-yeti.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi?

A scientologist.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

the people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!

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What did the Italian bigfoot say when someone yelled, "Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?

Not-a-Yeti"

What do you call an abominable snowman who's always late?

A not-yeti.

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How would you describe the typical Inuit mathematician?

Cold and calculating.

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

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What happened when electricity was first discovered?

Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

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What do you call a smiley face if someone uses it that lives in an igloo?

An Eskimoji

How many cross-dressers live near Manchester?

Well, nearly 320,000 people round there have a Wigan address.

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

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What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time?

Not Yeti

Why did the sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.