Dead Bee Jokes

What do you call a dead bee?

Zombie.

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What's the difference between a very old shaggy Yeti and a dead bee?

One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.

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If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

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What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

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What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

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He didn't have the guts