What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

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Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

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What is Littlefinger's favorite castle in all of Westeros?

Haremhal

How do you enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor!

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

Why does keeping tropical fish in your home have a calming effect on the brain?

Because of the indoor fins.

Why do Japanese people love mechs so much?

Because of all the metal in their brains.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say "