What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tuna!

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What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

Where does an 800 pound gorilla sleep?

With the fishes.

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What do you call a canadian girl that can not sing?

Justin Bieber

Why do the say "Amen" in church but not "Awoman?

Because they sing hymns, not hers!*

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Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

What's the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue ) I knew you'd get stuck on that