What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tuna!

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

Why aren't fish good tennis players?

They don't like getting close to the net!

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What did Adele say when she crossed the road?

sing* Hello from the other side!

How many country singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!

What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms?

Tuna (2Na).