Where does an 800 pound gorilla sleep?

With the fishes.

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What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

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Where does an 800 pound gorilla sleep?

With the fishes.

What do you call an 800 pound gorilla?

A: Anything he wants to be called.