What time do monkeys poop?

Tree turdy.

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What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

What if I have to poop?

D: Then you should go now. *awkward pause* "Thanks I feel better."

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How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

What do you call it... ...when you get head from a black girl and a white girl at the same time?

Marblehead