What time do monkeys poop?

Tree turdy.

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What does poop have in common with the Boston Rioters?

They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities.

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

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Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

What time is it in India?

7-Eleven on the dot.