What time do monkeys poop?

Tree turdy.

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When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

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When is the only time you can park like a retard?

In a handicapped spot.

What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.