Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

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What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force?

Jedi do that?

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.