Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's there ! Canon ! Canon who ?

Canon open the door then

How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?

Obi-Gyn Kenobi.

Why was the Jedi so good at the synthesizer?

He had a high MIDI-chlorian count. Test.

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What game console do Latinos use most?

XBOX JUAN

What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?

P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight.

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What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

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How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.