What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

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Monastery Jokes More Monastery Jokes

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery ?

Namaste

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Why do men act like idiots?

Who says they're acting

Why do emo's always act so sour?

Because you can't spell Lemon without emo.

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Gang Jokes More Gang Jokes

What do you do if a gang of clowns attack you?

Go for the juggler.

What do you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go for the juggler.

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

Why do Nuns always wear the same thing?

It's a habit.

Why did the nun always go to the same bar?

Habit