What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

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Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

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What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

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What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test?

He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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What's the first thing you do when attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go straight for the juggler.

What do you do if a gang of clowns attack you?

Go for the juggler.

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What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo?

a force of habit

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.