What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

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Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery ?

Namaste

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What do you call a Mexican that acts like a white person?

A wiener

How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

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What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

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What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

What do you call a gang of tires?

A rubber band

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What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo?

a force of habit