Gang Jokes

What do you do if a gang of clowns attack you?

Go for the juggler.

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What is a group of hooligans acting like they are Vietnamese called?

Gang, 'Nam Style.

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

What's the first thing you do when attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go straight for the juggler.

What do you call a gang of penguins?

A ganguin

What does a gang say on December 25th?

Merry Crips-mas

What do you call a gang of tires?

A rubber band

What do you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go for the juggler.

What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

What's the difference between a gang of pygmy's and a women's track team?

One is a Cunning group of Runts.....

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Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What's the difference between a group of midget engineers and a women's track team?

One is a group of cunning runts...

What is a group of endermen called?

A basketball team

Juggler Jokes More Juggler Jokes

What do you do if you're attacked by a bunch of Carnies?

Go for the Jugular (juggler)!

How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it takes at least three light bulbs.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

Latino Jokes More Latino Jokes

What do you call a Latino on a trick bike?

A BMXican.

Why do so many Latinos drive Hondas?

Because they're reliable, quality made cars.

Emoji Jokes More Emoji Jokes

What do you call a depressed gang member?

An emoji... Emo g, get it? From my 13 year old son

How many emojis will she use?

Show your work.

Earthquake Jokes More Earthquake Jokes

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

What did the ground say to the earthquake?

It's your fault!

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

How would you describe the woman who attacked you?

Describes mother* *Gets a copy of picture* *Gives it to mum as late birthday present*

What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.