Emoji Jokes

What do you call a depressed gang member?

An emoji... Emo g, get it? From my 13 year old son

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Language Jokes More Language Jokes

What language do Fed-Ex drivers speak?

Parcel-tongue

How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

13 Year Old Jokes More 13 Year Old Jokes

What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What language do bill boards use?

Sign language.

Why did Newton's wife got pregnant?

Because he doesn't believe in using quantum

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A lawn moo-er.

Why Was The Canvas Maker Late Home From Work?

He had to close a sail

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!"

How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?

Smack a monster.