What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

How do you know that your gynecologist is nearsighted?

His nose is wet.

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

Language Jokes More Language Jokes

What do you call someone who only speaks one language?

American.

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.