What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

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What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

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What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.

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What does God call his nose?

God knows.

How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue. ba dum tss

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What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

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What language do birds speak ?

Pigeon English !

What do you call an expert that studies sign language?

A signtist!