How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

Idk, its too dark to tell them apart.

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How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

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Why do black people wear lots of chains?

It's a habit that stuck from when they were slaves.

What did the Black owner of the BMW do to deserve jail?

You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this

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How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

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How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

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What shall we name our new playground invention?

Roy: Idk. The playground business sure is a Jungle, Jim. Jim: ...Say that again.

What does a rotting corpse say?

idk