Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.
2 . One to screw it in and another to say, "I could do that".
I don't know, they're all too busy complaining about this joke.
A: 10000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution.
Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years
Because then they'd have to hold erections.
It takes only one nail to hold the picture up
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
I'm not a big fan."
Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments
Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"
They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.
As mushroom as possible
A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.
