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An Autipsy.
A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.
An Irish funeral has one less drunk.
Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.
Me: Drunk!
It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.
Motorist: The light just turned yellow.
A. So they can find their way back to the house.
A raging Boehner.
The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.
The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.
One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.
Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.
He was all over his wife at the parade
You've walked out of wife"
The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.
The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green
Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.
They get BUCKED up!
A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.
