What are you gonna be for halloween?

Me: Drunk!

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What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

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What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner?

A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.

What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

an innocent bystumbler