What are you gonna be for halloween?

Me: Drunk!

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What are you gonna be for halloween?

Me: Drunk!

What do you call a place monks go for Halloween?

A monascary

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How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner?

A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.