What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

an innocent bystumbler

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What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

What happened to the German man's luggage?

It was Lufthansa plane

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Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

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How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner?

A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.

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Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan?

Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better. I'll show myself out. This is a horrible joke.

How many Scene kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Some obscure number, you've probably never heard of it