What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

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What would happen if the BLM people became white lives matter?

They would finally be right.

What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

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Why was the computer programmer single?

Because he couldn't commit.

How's someone just gonna fall asleep while committing a felony?

smh

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Why is Xena never charged with any crime?

Because she's Lucy Lawless

What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

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Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.

How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!