Why is Xena never charged with any crime?

Because she's Lucy Lawless

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What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

a salad-manager

How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

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Why's it so hard for blind people to commit crimes?

Because they can't see.

What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.