What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

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Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

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Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

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Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.

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Why did God make man before woman?

You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

Why is God depressed?

Imagine...*You* Being God, the Lord, Him... But imagine us.

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What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms