What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

What do you call a yak that wants to talk to you about a network marketing opportunity?

A cognac

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What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up?

Geometry.

Where does biggest potato grow?

Under the ground.

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What cloud is so lazy because it will not get up?

Fog

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones sing "Hey You! Get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman shouts "Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"

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What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms

What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.