How would you rate USA and Saudi Arabia's relationship?

9/11

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What is the difference between 9/11 and landscaping?

Landscaping is an outside job.

What's your emergency, sir?

Me: I'm being taken away by ducks! I'm being- 911: Please don't do this, sir M: AbDUCKted! 911: *hangs up*

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Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

What do you call a bee that was born in the USA?

USB

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Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated arrr!

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Why are the people of Saudi Arabia always behind the times?

Because they live under Iraq.

How do you call the guy who immigrates to Saudi Arabia?

Wannabee Wahhabi.