Saudi Arabia Jokes

What do you call an attractive primate corpse in Saudi Arabia?

Haram bae

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Why is Pokemon Go Banned in Saudi Arabia?

Because not all Pokemon know selfdestruct.

Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom?

How I bought your mother

Why does Saudi Arabia have so much oil?

Because the women are not allowed to drive.

Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

Why are the people of Saudi Arabia always behind the times?

Because they live under Iraq.

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

Who is the most hated actor in Saudi Arabia?

Shia Labeouf

What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

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How do you call the guy who immigrates to Saudi Arabia?

Wannabee Wahhabi.

How would you rate USA and Saudi Arabia's relationship?

9/11

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