Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

How are one out of three American Boats born?

By Sea-Section.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

A: They could get chapped lips!

What do snowmen wear on their heads ?

Ice caps !

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What's an extroverted accountant?

One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

How can you tell an introverted Techie from an extroverted Techie?

An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why should you torrent only from French sites?

Because it'll run faster.

What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

How do really crazy people get through the forest?

Via the psycho path.

What did the doe say as she came out of the forest?

I'll never do that for 5 bucks again.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice* What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

What is the worst thing about being an egg?

You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!