Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call it when a bear makes a complete rotation on both its longitudinal and lateral axes, causing it to follow a helical path?

A bearl roll.

Why the long pause?

asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !

Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

a lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What shoes to chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did Pac-Man say when he almost got run over?

I'm Waka-Waka-Waka-Walking here!

Why couldn't the pig run?

He pulled his hamstring!

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

What did the doe say as she came out of the forest?

I'll never do that for 5 bucks again.

How does an insane man get through the forest?

By taking the psychopath. hhhhehehhehe good one right? yeh? no..? ok.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What's worse than having your car impounded by the police?

Impounding your mother

Why does a white guy go to a brothel?

For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel He's looking for his mother.