How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with 3 testicles?

Whodyanickabollockoff

Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour.

How many recovering alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

We'll get on it next week

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did she say about me?

Friend: She said you ask too many questions Me: She said that Too many questions Really Me ...What else

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why can't women drive?

Because there aren't any roads from the bedroom to the kitchen.

What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How man nihilists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter.

How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.