How many Ferguson protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None they can't change anything.

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How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

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How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

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Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

What do you call the new policing strategy of communities such as Ferguson, Missouri?

A shot in the dark.

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Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

How many Ferguson protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None they can't change anything.