Why did the Ferguson protesters go home early last night?

The whole thing was a gas.

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What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"

Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

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What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

What did Gandalf say when he tried to shut down Auschwitz?

You shall not gas!"

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How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI?

Move the trees closer together.

How many Ferguson police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None... they just shoot the room for being black.

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Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

How many Ferguson protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None they can't change anything.