Why did the Ferguson protesters go home early last night?

The whole thing was a gas.

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Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI?

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Why did the Ferguson protesters go home early last night?

The whole thing was a gas.

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.