What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

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Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

What are snails trying to do?

Their best

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach?

A pocket full of shells.

Why did the shell not go to the beach?

Because he was self-CONCH-ious.

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.