What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

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What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle?

Weeeeeeeeeeee

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Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

Why do black cats never shave ?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !

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What do you call a turtle without its shell?

Dead.

Why are linux geeks very introvertish ?

Because they never get out of their shell

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What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.