What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

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Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

What did one snail say to the other?

Nothing. They were both decoys.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What does a stripper and a Subway sandwich maker have in common?

They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.

Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?

Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

Why did the shell not go to the beach?

Because he was self-CONCH-ious.

How did the Italians lose WWII?

They ordered ziti instead of shells.

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

What do you call a Scotsman with gas after a dodgy curry?

Bravefart

What did Gandalf say when he tried to shut down Auschwitz?

You shall not gas!"