What does a stripper and a Subway sandwich maker have in common?

They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.

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Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What's Jared from Subway's favorite chord?

A flat minor

What should you do if you get an erection on the subway?

Get off at the next stop!

Artist Jokes More Artist Jokes

What does a stripper and a Subway sandwich maker have in common?

They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.

What do you call an artist in a dark alley?

Sketchy

Stripper Jokes More Stripper Jokes

What's up with these strippers not taking my singles?

They must not like Kraft

What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!"