What does a stripper and a Subway sandwich maker have in common?

They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.

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Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What is a zombie's favorite restaurant?

Subway: East flesh!

What do you call the people who make sandwiches at Subway?

Sub humans.

Artist Jokes More Artist Jokes

What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.

Why do artists never win when they play football ?

They keep drawing !

Stripper Jokes More Stripper Jokes

What is it called when one punches a stripper?

A hoedown!

What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!"