What does a stripper and a Subway sandwich maker have in common?

They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.

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Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

Why do slovaks don't like Czechs?

They prefer cash.

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in to a subway?

Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

Artist Jokes More Artist Jokes

What do you call an artist in a dark alley?

Sketchy

What's the difference between an artist and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

Stripper Jokes More Stripper Jokes

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

What is it called when one punches a stripper?

A hoedown!