Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between medium and rare?

A: 6 inches is medium 8 inches is rare.

What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats Fetty Wap's favorite restaurant?

Popeye's

Whats rectangular, white and blue?

A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do computers and reincarnation have in common?

Switching Users

What do Hutts use to program computers?

JabbaScript

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women and the square root of 2 have in common?

They're both irrational.

What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.

Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies

3.5 Inch Jokes More 3.5 Inch Jokes

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

Whats the difference between a woman and a floppy drive?

A Floppy Drive can only take 3.5" Inches.