Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

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What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

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Whats the difference between OP and a magical ram?

Whats the difference between OP and a magical ram? One is a Fey Goat, while the other is a .

How do you make 7 even?

By removing the S

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What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

logic

What kind of computer is optimized for sad songs?

A Dell.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did God make man before woman?

You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

What did the sign convention management do to the woman who kept pulling down their long signs?

Banner.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies

What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

3.5 Inch Jokes More 3.5 Inch Jokes

How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy