Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

What is the difference between Batman and a black man?

Batman can go into a convenience store without Robin.

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Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs after a house fire?

Stephen Hawking's

Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

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What did the computer say to the virus?

scRAM

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do they say when a woman falls over?

FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82

Why did Helen Keller fail her road test?

Because she was a woman

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Why don't midgets ever get accepted into nudist colonies?

They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business.

What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student?

Ur-ine!"

3.5 Inch Jokes More 3.5 Inch Jokes

Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

How did Micro-soft get it's name?

Because Bill Gates has a 3.5 inch floppy